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On a Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
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On a Front Door: " Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to the right place."
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In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Physicist's Door: "Gone Fission."
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
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At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash
condition."
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On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll
hear you coming."
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At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
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On a Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin."
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At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you pay
your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
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On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to
take what you've got."
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On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry,
come in and get fed up."
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Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a
pin drop."
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In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want."
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On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll
wait."
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In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing
wise is optional."
