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I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling.
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I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.
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I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.
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I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties".
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I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.
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I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or paddles.
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I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.
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I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.
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I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling"
while Mistress is flogging me.
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I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.
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I will not hide the remote from Mistress.
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I will not snore while scening with Mistress.
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I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.
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I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress
orders me to do something.
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I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.
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I will not starch Mistress's bra.
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I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.
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I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill
bugs of any kind.
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I will not poke Mistress and say "Oh!
Oh! Oh!" when we pass a sale rack in Wal-Mart.
