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I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides
what to use to spank me.
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I will not applaud when Master uses big words.
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I will not genuflect at Mater's erection.
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I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis.
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I will not refer to Master's kitty as snake food.
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I will not say, "Good Boy!" to Master.
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I will not make shadow puppets while Master is tying me up.
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I will not critique how Master ties me up.
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When Master is kind enough to bring me a cup of tea, I will not
call him the tea fairy.
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I am always the spankee, never the spanker.
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I will not tell Master he has permission to fuck me
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I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate.
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I will not yawn while waiting for Master to cum.
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I will not chew my collar.
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I will not giggle during paddling.
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I will not play connect the dots with Master's freckles.
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When asked how many spanks my behavior warrants, I will not
answer in fractions.
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On second thought, I
will
applaud when Master uses big words but hooting and whistling
is excessive.
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Master's dog does not stink.
