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Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and
affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
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One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
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Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire
to cut. You will always choose the right one.
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It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a
fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait
patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around
in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their
predecessors.
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When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in
your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
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If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a
world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs,
hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
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Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down
a day or two before retirement.
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Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill
their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses,
deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all
of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to
escape.
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During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a
strip club at least once.
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All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the
armpits of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying
beside her.
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All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French
bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
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It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone
in the control tower to talk you down.
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If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even
while scuba-diving or fighting aliens. However if you are
overweight, your mascara will run and your lipstick will
smear.
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The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding
place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there,
and you can travel to any other part of the building without
difficulty.
