Subject: How many members of the Bush Administration are
needed to replace a light bulb?
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One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
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One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who
has questions about the light bulb.
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One to blame the previous administration for the need of
a new light bulb.
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One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
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One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure
out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars
for a light bulb.
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One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing
the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in
an American flag.
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And one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
