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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
--Tom Clancy
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin
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"You know that look women get when they want sex?...
Me neither."
--Drew Carey
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"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
--Woody Allen
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Unknown
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"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."
--Rodney Dangerfield
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"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes
it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
--Bill Kelly
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"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women
and clergymen."
-- Rev. Sydney Smith
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night."
--Woody Allen
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"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly
gifted aren't burdened with children."
--Sam Austin
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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex
was dirty."
--George Burns
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"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention
of getting married."
--Matt Barry
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"Leaving sex to the clergy is like letting your
dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Camille Paglia
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
--Unknown
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"My kid had sex with your honor student."
--Bumper Sticker
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"My sexual preference is not you."
--Tshirt
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"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have
to support it for the rest of your life."
--Michael Sinz
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"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing
it too fast."
--Woody Allen
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool
with a rope."
--George Burns
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"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
--Henry Miller
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"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean
that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they
need more supervision."
--Lynn Lavner
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
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This is the year of the tri-sexual. Men...women...and
plants. And what do you have against plants?
