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You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
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You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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You get three meals a day.
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You get three meals a day...
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You get time off for good behavior.
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You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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You must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.
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You can watch TV and play games.
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You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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You get your own toilet.
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You have to share.
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They allow your family and friends to visit.
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You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
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You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for
Prisoners.
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You spend most of your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
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You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.
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There are wardens who are often sadistic.
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They are called supervisors.
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You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
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You get fired if you get caught.
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