Someone sent me a link to this... and I had to share it. A bit crass... but it gave me a laugh.

YOUR SUBMISSION IS A WHAT?

Your submission is about as much of a gift as any act of domination from a dominant. Get over yourself. In respect to humanity and actual value, it has about the same amount of worth. With that being said, the "gift" concept becomes rather benign to say the least. Unless of course you were one of these flowery poetry writing fantasy subs/slaves on AOL. I guess the concept of submission being a "gift" could only come from someone who actually believed that their "self" was worth more than another person. In other words not an even exchange but a "gift". Are you delusional or just uninformed? Or worse both? Grow up and embrace Real Time.

BRAT SCHMAT! YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED, JUST ASK!

Listen up silly subs. It's bad enough that you blatantly use that stupid little screen name to public admit that you're an idiot. Let me give you a clue. You enter into your chat rooms with idiotic little gestures such as :::curtseying::::: etc. If that wasn't enough cyber garbage to choke a cyber elephant, you then begin to discuss how you "act with disobedience" with your so called R/T Masters when you want attention. If you have to resort to that and you are actually living an actual R/T lifestyle, not only are you clueless, but to think that your so called Master would actually acknowledge that as acceptable shows not only your true stupidity but also your Masters lack of self and control. Let me give you a piece of good advice. Get over your fantasy BS regarding being a so called "Brat" and if you want to get slapped just ask for it. Cut the Crap!