A Good Friend

• Gives you a bump when your bullet is empty.
• Holds your hand when you're really rolling hard.
• Buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole.
• Doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out.
• Hallucinates that you're there when you aren't.
• Reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name.
• Stays with you so can find your way out of that darn bathroom stall that was so easy to get into but so complicated to get out of.
• Goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're really feeling it and can't leave the dance floor, or find the stairs, for that matter.
• Will chase your water bottle cap across the floor.
• Holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full.
• Carries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out).
• Who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose.
• Helps you release with the pressure, the pressure, the pressure of the world.
• Smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop or bullet.
• Helps you become a better dancer and most importantly loves you even when the X wears off!
• Doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time.
• Tells you when you're really tweaked.
• Was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K.
• Stands by your side no matter how FREAKY your costume looks.
• Can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open.
• Will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen.
• Tells you when your little glow-stick routine is tired.
• Introduces you to a friend on the dance floor.
• Doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends on the dance floor.
• Doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend".
• Will split his last piece of gum with you.
• Will split his last piece of gum - that's in his mouth - with you.
• Tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face.
• Can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently.
• Apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights.
• Apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe with your jacked-up platforms.
• Apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensions from your outfit.
• Doesn't take your vials when you're "out".
• Will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song.
• Tries to find you to say "goodbye" when he's leaving.
• Doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to everyone, saying "I love you. I love you."
• A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
• A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
• A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in her address book.
• A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
• A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call...
• A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
• A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
• A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
• A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
• A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you! Today I pass the friendship ball to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you...
• When you are down to nothing... God is up to something!!!!