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Your boss is always yelling , "I wanna see your ass
in here by 8:00!"
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Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work
on your tan.
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Inventive way to finally meet that special person in the
Call Center.
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"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
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To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
your blouse.
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You want to see if it's like the dream.
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So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "
Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
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People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them.
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Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to
work drunk.
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Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
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No one ever steals your chair.