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It's an incentive to show up.
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It leads to more honest communications.
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It reduces complaints about low pay.
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Employees tell management what they think, not what
management wants to hear.
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It encourages car pooling.
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Increase job satisfaction because if you have a
bad job, you don't care.
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It eliminates vacations because people would rather
come to work.
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It makes fellow employees look better.
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It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
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Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they
are wasted.
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Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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Employees work later since there's no longer a need
to relax at the bar.
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It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
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Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on
their lunch break.
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Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
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Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
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Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine
will no longer be seen as "gross."
