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Gives you a bump when your bullet is empty.
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Holds your hand when you're really rolling hard.
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Buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole.
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Doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out.
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Hallucinates that you're there when you aren't.
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Reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name.
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Stays with you so can find your way out of that darn bathroom
stall that was so easy to get into but so complicated to get out of.
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Goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're
really feeling it and can't leave the dance floor, or find
the stairs, for that matter.
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Will chase your water bottle cap across the floor.
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Holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full.
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Carries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out).
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Who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose.
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Helps you release with the pressure, the pressure, the
pressure of the world.
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Smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop or bullet.
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Helps you become a better dancer and most importantly
loves you even when the X wears off!
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Doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time.
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Tells you when you're really tweaked.
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Was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K.
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Stands by your side no matter how FREAKY your costume looks.
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Can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open.
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Will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen.
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Tells you when your little glow-stick routine is tired.
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Introduces you to a friend on the dance floor.
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Doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends
on the dance floor.
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Doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend".
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Will split his last piece of gum with you.
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Will split his last piece of gum - that's in his mouth - with you.
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Tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face.
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Can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently.
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Apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights.
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Apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe
with your jacked-up platforms.
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Apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensions
from your outfit.
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Doesn't take your vials when you're "out".
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Will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song.
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Tries to find you to say "goodbye" when he's leaving.
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Doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to
everyone, saying "I love you. I love you."
