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PCMCIA
- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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BASIC
- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
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ISDN
- It Still Does Nothing
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WWW
- World Wide Wait
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SCSI
- System Can't See It
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DOS
- Defunct Operating System
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IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
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DEC
- Do Expect Cuts
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CD-ROM
- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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OS/2
- Obsolete Soon, Too
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MACINTOSH
- Most Awesomely Created IN The Operating System Heaven
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PENTIUM
- Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
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COBOL
- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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AMIGA
- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
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LISP
- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
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MIPS
- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
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WINDOWS
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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GIRO
- Garbage In Rubbish Out
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MICROSOFT
- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only Fools Teenagers
