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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a squeaking fan
belt and a leaky tire.
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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a
car rusts and...
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Follow your dream. Unless it's the one where you're at work
in your underwear during a fire drill.
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Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and
sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either,
just leave me alone.
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If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone.
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Just take another road. That's why the highway department
made so many of them.
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If a motorists cuts you off, just turn the other cheek.
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Nothings gets the message across like a good mooning.
