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Computer Acronyms

• PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

• BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

• ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

• WWW - World Wide Wait

• SCSI - System Can't See It

• DOS - Defunct Operating System

• IBM - I Blame Microsoft

• DEC - Do Expect Cuts

• CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

• OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

• MACINTOSH - Most Awesomely Created IN The Operating System Heaven

• PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

• COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

• AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

• LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

• MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

• WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

• GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

• MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers