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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN |
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER |
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED |
