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A Story About Shit with a Moral
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
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Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
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Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
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And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
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