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THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
You've heard pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Reverend D. James Kennedy, and others
speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of
it.
Well, someone managed to sneak into top secret Homosexual Headquarters,
somewhere in San Francisco, and get a copy... Here it is: The Homosexual
Agenda!
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6 a.m.
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Gym
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8 a.m.
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Breakfast (oatmeal and yogurt)
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9 a.m.
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Hair appointment
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10 a.m.
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Shopping (Macy's or Nordstrom)
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12 p.m.
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Brunch
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2 p.m.
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Assume complete control of governments and
related agencies
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Destroy all heterosexual marriages
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Replace school counselors with militant
homosexuals to recruit for the homosexual
lifestyle
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Infiltrate various religious factions to convert
them to paganism
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Seize control of Internet and all other media
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Be utterly fabulous!
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3 p.m.
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Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress
of world conquest, followed by aromatherapy
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4 p.m.
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Cocktails
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5 p.m.
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Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula & balsamic
vinegar dressing, Chardonnay)
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8 p.m.
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Theater
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10 p.m.
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Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
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12 a.m.
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Bed (du jour)
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