Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gagged,
And Shackled Naked To The Wall
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Hmm, I've never tried this in real life before, but I'm the
best there is at it on-line.
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Just out of curiosity, umm, you weren't planning a career as
an athlete, were you?
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You do have health insurance, right?
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You remind me a lot of my ex. That frigging idiot who bled
me dry and left me.
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Oops.
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Now children, see what happens to bad boys and girls who
don't listen to their parents?
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Come on in! It's open!
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Girlfriend, honey, whatcha doing? You are not going to
believe this! Guess who stopped over today? Yes!! And
he's still here, just hanging out...
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By any chance, does your mother drive a white Hyundai?
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Wow, your blood's a really pretty shade of red!
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I wish this came with an instruction manual.
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Gee, the last person I did this to is still in a coma.
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Do you know which end of this I'm supposed to insert in you?
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If you were me, where would hide a body so no one would find
it?
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You don't mind if I let the pit bull in, do you? She's
barking up a storm out there.
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Say cheese!
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There is a really big spider on the wall right next to your
arm.
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I'll be right back, I forgot I have an appointment at the
hairdresser's.
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Oh man, you don't remember what I did with the key, do you?
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Have you given any thought as to what you want in your
obituary?
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I never really liked you to begin with...
(complete and total silence)
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umm, 911? Yeah, I think I made a slight error...
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POLICE!!! OPEN UP!!!!!
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Honey?!? You're home early!
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I told you I am a pro Domme. And you haven't paid me yet.
Oh, that's OK, I'll just take it out of your wallet now
so you don't have to remember to do it later.
