Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:

1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (fire truck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)