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PICK-UP LINE REPLIES!

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V. D. Clinic."
   
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
   
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
   
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
   
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
   
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
   
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
   
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
   
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
   
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
   
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
   
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
   
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
   
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
   
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
   
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
   
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
   
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
   
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
   
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
   
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Extra Credit

Question: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
Answer: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.